End of the World!

It's all over in two hours-ish.  Can't say for sure--my compy's clock is always wrong.  It's a really lame Twilight Zone episode, where I'm just five minutes early for everything.  I'm like: where is everybody oh my god!  and they are like: you are just early, Mary. 

But, oh yeah.  End of World!  Done!  I just finished a leftover Burrito.  Is that what they meant by tie up loose ends?

Was expecting to see some Rapture dancers at Union Square today.  Nope, just dumb kids in a parade in costumes, marching bands, people on stilts--Boring!  It's the end of the world!  Let's step it up a bit, peoples.

I guess the Rapturites are up on a hill somewhere.  Hopefully someone remembered a hibachi to cook up some last day wieners.  You could get hungry waiting for angels to come--that's what the deal is right?

Pretty sure we are going to be okay because...

Christians aren't great at math.  Remember when they said the Earth was made in 7 days?  And the big flood, 40 days?  Remember that movie Six days, Seven nights?  That always makes me think.

The scariest thing about the end of the world is that a bunch of people believe it.  And then they are not going to have that to believe in at 6:08.  I was gonna say 6:01, but they will give it a few minutes I bet. 

What can they believe in to replace the end of the world?  Wide pants are back?  Cheese filled cheese filled pizza?  Then end of Seinfeld reruns?

I'm going to think of some stuff for them to believe in and send them a message.  But if you run into anyone, can you throw a blanket over them around 6pm?  Like you know you would do with a parrot to tell it to go to sleep?