Band-Aids :o

Band-Aids are scary.  You know, used ones.

Ahh!!  Just typing that scared me!

They are like little curtains to a tiny horror show.  Behind every Band-Aid is something to cry about.

Sometimes people wear Band-aids on their face.  That means it's so bad.  That person had to put a bandage on their face rather then show the world how scary their face has gotten. 

Imagine eating Band-Aids.

This is getting gross.  But say you had to!  The had to scenario...visiting a friend in a foreign country.  It's the custom to eat used Band-aids in..where are the Johnson & Johnsons from?  There.   Eat up.

And why not just say Johnsons?  That's scary.  "oh, I'm JohnSON and he's JOHNson!  There's a difference, OKAY!!  Write Johnson & Johnson on EVERYTHING, got it?  I don't care how long it takes.  Eat your lunch on your own time, like for dinner.  When you're here you eat Band-Aids."  They are scary bosses.  You can tell.

Bear Grylls probably eats Band-Aids for the protein.  He doesn't remember what stuff is supposed to taste like.  Or he has no mouth.  It's just a hole that descends right into his stomach, Plop!

Confession: one time, when I worked at a cafe, and it was a busy lunch and I was by myself, and well, I made sandwiches and salads, and I know I HAD been wearing a Band-Aid when the lunch rush started.  But I couldn't find it when things died down.  I looked.  I walked by all the tables and checked on people as they bit into a turkey sandwiches with swiss.  The hot and sour soup really looked like a Band-Aid soup.  And that day maybe it was...

Ahh!

I decided to go with Band-Aid rather than adhesive bandages because nobody would say that except some kind of anti-globalization hippie (hunch).  Just like Kleenex.  Although I do like saying "tissue".  That is a fun word.

Remember how scary Band Aid was?  That thing in the 80s, run by Bob Geldof.  That was the weirdest part.  Like who was that guy?  Boomtown Rats had one song, "I don't like Mondays", and that song was about a kid going Klebold.  Why did he get to do all that and everyone listened and showed up?    Something up with that.  Something probably really scary.

Gonna go nab that Boomtown song for my pod.

"Nobody's gonna go to school today, she's gonna make them stay at home!"

--ps why isn't that song a movie?
--pps why is it the best song ever now?
-PPSS I think I will do anything Sir Bob Geldof tells me.
PPsss Ok, nothing.  hi.  xo