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Memorial Day weekend, remembering dead soldiers with bbq tongs and safe enough e coli levels at the beach: Is that a floating diaper?  Surfs up!

Well, not me my friend.  I am choosing to honor the fallen by staying in on a perfectly sunny day, oh yes all day, here comes night fall, and I am catching up on the Tot Mom trial. 

Because I am a very scary person.  Oh, sure.  I love to cuddle cats, eat candy & will wear a beard for special occasions--(is that scary too? dammit...)  The Tot Mom trial is getting all of my attention.  You had me at "baby missing for 31 days". 

I can't get enough of murderous moms! 

I don't even want to talk about it with anyone too much.  If you don't know who Tot Mom is, then you get on the google and let Nancy tell you all about it.  I am in too deep.  I'm all like winnie the pooh blanket, stolen checkbook, xanax? 

It's week one of the trial.  My husband left some time today.  I couldn't say when.  He is calling it my superbowl.  Is that scary?

To clarify, I'm not pro Tot Mom.  I actually hope that by staring at the TV with laser eyes that I can make sure she gets at least life in prison.  Just keep staring, and she will stay in jail. 

So that is what I'm doing for our fallen soldier Caylee Marie Anthony.  That's the tot, by the way. 

Someone should probably stop me.

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