I forgot I was doing this blog!  

Then I walked into my drugstore and all the toothbrushes were behind glass, under lock and key!

What happened there?  Did people, uh, do things with them?  You know, like, poking?  Is it a thing Kids are doing?  Do they think locks can stop Kids?  Are they crazy?

Or are toothbrushes an important part of the modern Satanic ritual?  I capitalized Satanic there--respect?  So scared now.

Saw a Satanic guitarist going to rehearsal today.  I knew he was Satanic because of the blood pentagram t-shirt he wore.  And that his band practices Monday morning.  Devil's work.

But back to toothbrushes...If people are just stealing them, shouldn't we as a society just let it go?  Don't we want clean mouths out there?  We don't want gaping hole mouths with black crud dripping out!  We don't!
  
I hope Walgreen's has thought this through...